The best satirical news agency for any timeline.
Welcome to the Religion Desk of the Multiversal News Agency. We feature stories and in-depth interviews of some of the best and also some of the the saddest shit the Multiverse has to offer. Like any news organization, we tend to focus on the worst, because our little primitive brains tell us we are going to die if we don’t pay attention. (And the brains might be right!)
As Aristotle said in every timeline–the corruption of the best is the worst, and boy howdy, when religion goes bad, it totally sucks the most ass in all the cosmos.
Why we’re better than the Onion at Religion: because it takes a religious person to really know and hate all the fucked up things about their religion. Those people at The Onion are probably pagans. Okay, they’re probably secular humanists, but that’s what everyone means when they say pagan.
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Breaking News: Non-Scientific Analysis Suggests “Kissing-Ass” a Great Way to Destroy Society
Multiversal News Agency Religion Department Sub-department Alpha 4, Gamma 7 Timeline 1.5.8.32.99^3 (Worst Timeline Ever) I recently interviewed a complete rando, John Smith, about the well-known, entirely human practice, called “kissing-ass”. Unlike the philosopher of this same timeline, Harry G. Frankfurt, who wrote a well-researched, academically sound, and insightful book on bullshit, called, On Bullshit,Continue…
Disclaimer: If you don’t like people saying hopefully equally funny and “mean” things about religion from an admittedly profane and irreverent (but not sacrilegious!) religious perspective, you should not be here. You won’t be happy. If however, you want something to cry about even though you know you shouldn’t be here, I can absolutely give you many things to cry about.